I wait expectantly on the bottom of the floorboards because I love my job. Im a human toilet, and day in and day out, I get to be blindfolded to be peed and shat on. Theres a beautiful lady who just entered the toilet, and her bushy pussy smells musty, salty, and heavenly. I open my mouth to receive her golden gift. Her pee is thin, almost transparent and has a sweet tang to it. I open my mouth wider to receive more, because my throat feels parched and I can only drink the golden elixir of beautiful women.