Its feeding time for my hungry dog, but the croquettes are finished so I decide to fill his bowl with my spit. They arent enough to satiate him, so I add a little ash from my cigarette and piss in it too. Here dog, your meal is ready! The excited incompetent gets agitated and makes noise, so I make him lie down, I pour the contents of the bowl into his mouth and finally I also piss directly into his mouth. Bon appetit and happy drinking!