ITALIAN SPOKENIm having a good old chat with a friend of mine, who came to visit me. My personal slave is lying at our feet (the place that he deserves), ready to service us. He is a good at using his tongue and is taking care of the soles of our shoes. After a while, my friend needs to go to the toilet. I tell her that she doesnt need to move, since she can use my slave. She is surprised; do you mean that I can use him as a toilet?, she asks. Sure - I answer - he is my full toilet slave and Im happy to lend him to you. Does he eat and drink everything?. Yes, everything. OK Gaia, Im going to try him, I really need to pee. Good, look, use this funnel, so that not a single drop will be wasted.