This toilet is always broken when I need to go the most! Im desperate to piss but cant use the toilet so I frantically look around for some sort fo solution until I find these puppy pads. I pull one out and lay it down on the floor while quickly whipping off my jeans and panties. I dont even have time to sit down so I piss while standing and you see the stream hit the floor and soak into the pad, spreading and darkening the quilted fabric. Later I come back, and you see the dirty piss-soaked pad where the discoloured part is yellow from piss but drier since time has passed. I have to piss again so I drop my panties.I squat into birthing position and shoot piss all over the floor while my pussy is spread. I change direction to cover more of the mat and even miss and get the floor wet! This turned out more fun than the toilet anyways!
