After the long journey I finally arrive at my hotel; I go up to the room to go to the bathroom but instead of the bathroom I find a dazed, mute person lying on the floor. To my amazement there is no toilet, how is this possible? But what room did they assign me? I call reception where I am told that my room is an alternative top suite with a personalized bathroom. So that big belly lying on my floor would be my toilet? I dont want to believe it, what a nightmare... Pee doesnt wait and has to come out so without thinking too much I decide to use it properly, humiliating him as such a toilet deserves.
