Time Trial #2

Published: November 28, 2025

I’m attempting to beat glass horn. Because if Vikings could conquer continents with it, surely I can conquer 850ml of pee, right?

The rules remain scientific and extremely serious: one very full bladder’s worth of piss, International Bureau of Weights and Measures approved. The goal: swallow it faster than any of my ancestors ever could (I come from a long line of piss drinkers, I’m assuming).

Did the horn help? Could the previous record be beaten? Did I regret everything halfway through? 🤔  …Watch and find out!

– Morgan ⌚