This holiday season I want to take a moment to express how grateful I am to Bruce for always helping me push my boundaries – love you so much! 🩵
I mean, skating with my friends is great and all, but can you really compare that to giving myself an orgasm with my head stuck in a toilet bowl? While he pees all over me and makes me say dirty things?
Not only is it a uniquely humiliating and hot thing to do, but it has “new holiday tradition” written all over it. Who needs the thrill of the ice when you can have Bruce cheering (and drenching) you on? ☃️
– Morgan xx
