If golfers have a caddie, why can’t gamers have an assistant too? That’s basically what I was to Bruce this week as we played rythm games like Sayonara Wild Hearts: a helpful hand, ready to take care of a full bladder by directing the stream into a container / my mouth while he kept mashing that controller…
Sensing a build-up of frustration during a difficult level, I soon invited him to release some by ramming his meat joystick into my cute face to the beat of the music… Both rythm practice and stress relief, a real pro move.
And it worked: his tension washed over me in a big wave of tit-slapping & bodily fluids and he finished the game shortly after, high score in hand 👏
Or at least I think he did – my face was caked in dried cum and piss, it was hard to see.
– Morgan xx
