Uh oh. I peed on a table in the woods. I wonder if anyone else is sitting down and taking a break?

Oh man, it was awesome pissing on the table in the woods. I wonder if anyone else is sitting down for a break and something to eat? I sit on the table and hope no one comes along, and I start pissing on it. The stream sprays far and wide, and a little bit runs onto the table. I think it's really awesome, just walking around in the woods with my bottom bare and pissing around :) Someone could come along at any time.