So... I was in the park, right? And I had to go so badly – there wasn't a restroom anywhere in sight. What do I do? I just pee on the bench. Yes, I know, completely wrong. But the crazy thing: There were so many people around, I was super nervous. And the best part (or worst?): As soon as I left, someone sat on me... I couldn't take it anymore. I was just cringe, but I had to share.
