Ns in the garden sunbathing

Today, I'm taking advantage of the wonderful weather and sunbathing. With piss, of course. I'm lying on my sun lounger in the garden and letting it run through my bikini bottoms. You can hear it splashing and see it running through the lounger onto the ground beneath me. Does that mean the ground is fertilized with golden champagne? You really have to be careful in this weather when everyone's outside?