I'm in the garden with my buddy. Well he's too posh for me, but otherwise a buddy! He tells me about his last party and got really excited about his guests!! They didn't even bother going to the toilet 10 minutes away to pee!! WHAT??10 min?Nope, I have to urgently too, but that doesn't work at all. Allegedly I have to make an urgent call on the phone and slip behind his hut. Now off piss march, laugh ..
