While I'm talking to him on the phone, you can immediately feel the tension rising. I whisper in his ear how I'm slowly undressing, piece by piece, in the bathroom – just for him. My voice gets hotter, my breathing gets deeper… and then I can't hold back any longer. Leaning against the vibrating washing machine, I just let it run – right onto the floor. A cheeky play with words and body that's guaranteed to leave him indifferent.
