I was stuck in traffic and had to go so badly that it was almost unbearable. Finally we went on and of course the next rest area was damn full. I just have to mark everything, every rest area toilet where I pull up gets a good heavy load of my hot sparkling wine. It splashes so loud that everyone catches me again and there are a lot of people waiting outside who want to go up. Was that too cheeky that I messed everything up even though I know that many others have to go up after me???
