I've told Egon a thousand times that he shouldn't smoke in the apartment, but when I call him, he has another lit cigarette in his hand. He already knows exactly what's in store for him. He willingly lies down on the floor and I pull up my skirt. I piss the cigarette out of his mouth and he gets my whole pee flood. And then I stick the wet cigarette back in his mouth. What would you choose: cigarette or my pee? #pee #peeing #downjacket
