A really perverse wish! I fill a packet of apple sauce into a deep plate and piss on it until the plate is full to the brim. Then I stir it well and spoon the pee apple sauce with relish. Of course, a lot of it drips onto my curvy, luxurious body and I rub the apple sauce cocktail in. My ass should get something too and in doggy style I let the apple sauce run nicely over my big, round buttocks! Finally, I stand up again and enjoy the delicious dessert! Now my skin is nice and soft...ha ha.