There´s no other way to put it, but that was just a shxt day. I stuffed myself full of shxt for days, had a stomach ache and the volunteer felt like shxt from the start anyway... Well, 1 liter of water against the discomfort downed, so that nothing can hold me afterwards. In the meantime, we told each other personal things and fun facts, such as the fact that I have a broken intestine that simply needs a proper tune-up every 2 weeks. He just couldn't figure it out and we kind of spxn around in a circle. He was also supposed to bring Muellermilch milk beforehand - although, shxt, I'm lactose intolerant... Oh fuck it, what's 500 milliliters (I didn't even know these XXL sizes existed - he probably wanted it that way). And then suddenly... holy shxt! The mood and my knees buckled and shxt hit the fence 5 times. I think our relationship really went to shxt this time! German clip
