I have a new hot body and I'm showing it to my boyfriend! Do you like it, honey? But he yells at me, telling me to be useful and make him a burger instead... asshole! So I stomp offended into the kitchen to make the gentleman his burger. Then it occurs to me that I could spit on it. He wouldn't notice anyway. And pissing on it is also hot! So I piss all over his fries and burger! The bum deserves nothing less! And then I bring him the burger and he doesn't suspect anything :-)
