Oops, was that too cheeky of me? I had dressed up to start something outdoors in a dirndl. And then there was this attached ladies' bike standing around. No one to be seen far and wide. As I had to pee spontaneously, I just felt like pissing all over this bike. I spread the hot stream of piss all over the saddle. Extremely hot!!! And then quickly off again before anyone else caught me.